Smug Goat

The History

To Serve and Protect.

There were days when the world was a formless ember in a sea of timeless cloud and chaos; days of holy ash and hellish light; days when the thought of Man was but a passing glimmer in the gazing eye of a capricious God and Creator.

SmuG was formed way, way, after those days. And as much as Nixa would like to believe it, he is not a God. Or a Creator. Except, perhaps, of SmuG. Which he was. Partially.

SmuG was formed on August 16, around Midnight (GMT -5:00). DragonMaster45 and Nixa were hanging out in a random lobby (clothes were on; holy crap, don't even joke about that) and Nixa mentioned that he wanted to form a clan that was skill based. Steven and Isaac of [LolSquad] had agreed; however, they also wished for a sweet name to be a requisite.

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Never forget.

The founding group congregated like Baptists in a random passworded battle and brainstormed clan name ideas. DragonMaster45 suggested SAD (Shrimp And Lobster), only to realize his backcronym didn't fit. Steven, ever the satirist, suggested SmugG - Smug Goat. DragonMaster45 than suggested SmuG, for added brevity and visual appeal.

It went something like that, in any case. The SAD chapter is certianly true.

Nixa quickly invited ninjak and Silence into the fold, and so SmuG took the form it has today. It seeks to make a name for itself. It seeks - to have lesbainz. Groupies too! One day, perhaps. One can always dream...

The Members

<editor's note : Add yourself, people!>

• DragonMaster45: Occasionally he wears the [SWS] tags when he is doing Star Wars Spring stuff. He actively pursues females in the real world and fails miserably. Accordingly, he hopes to be a Spring Pimp so the ladies can come to him, instead of the other way around. He plans not to use mace as much.

• Nixa: While considered a God amongst mortal men, he spends most of his time sleeping... His spare time involves studying for a BE ( study? what's this word :o ) while trying to annoy day as much as possible for 1v1's. In reality, Nixa is a blatent noob who will most likely be beaten by some randoms newbs in 5 minutes.

Nixa will write another bio for you SmuG fans when he is not experiencing a fit of Parkinson's. O NOES!!!!

• Isaac: Gator spam kekekekekeke ^_^#

• Steven: I play guitar, i listen to gwar, led zeppelin black sabbath, i don't own a car.

No Sir, no you do not own a car. But you do own something far more important - the illusion of a small shard of dignity. Congratulations.

The Mission

SmuG seeks - to - conquer - the entirety - of - the - BATHROOM. Because we smell bad, and the lesbainz don't like that very much. Unless they like kinky stuff; in which case, they're more expensive.

We also seek to make a name for ourselves and glorify the name of the Smug Goat who is our namesake and founder in spirit.
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Never forget.

Insider's Note: We tried to pet him, but he kept eating our sleeves. D{=