Smug Goat

The History

There were days when the world was a formless ember in a sea of timeless cloud and chaos; days of holy ash and hellish light; days when the thought of Man was but a passing glimmer in the gazing eye of a capricious God and Creator.

SmuG was formed way, way, after those days. And as much as Nixa would like to believe it, he is not a God. Or a Creator. Except, perhaps, of SmuG. Which he was. Partially.

SmuG was formed on August 16, around Midnight (GMT -5:00). DragonMaster45 and Nixa were hanging out in a random lobby (clothes were on; holy crap, don't even joke about that) and Nixa mentioned that he wanted to form a clan that was skill based. Steven and Isaac of [LolSquad] had agreed; however, they also wished for humor to be a requisite.

The founding group congregated like Baptists in a random passworded battle and brainstormed ideas. DragonMaster45 suggested SAD (Shrimp And Lobster), only to realize his backcronym didn't fit. Steven, ever the satirist, suggested SmugG - Smug Goat. DragonMaster45 than suggested SmuG, for added brevity and visual appeal.

It went something like that, in any case. The SAD chapter is certianly true.

Nixa quickly invited ninjak and Silence into the fold, and so SmuG took the form it has today. It seeks to make a name for itself. It seeks - to have lesbainz. Groupies too! One day, perhaps. One can always dream...

The Members

<editor's note : Add yourself, people!>

• DragonMaster45: Occasionally he wears the [SWS] tags when he is doing Star Wars Spring stuff. He actively pursues females in the real world and fails miserably. Accordingly, he hopes to be a Spring Pimp so the ladies can come to him, instead of the other way around. He plans not to use mace as much.